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Complete date: 2010-01-14 05:51:02 2010.01.14 The Heifer
Brandon staggered into a hospital emergency room, badly battered and bruised. A nurse and a doctor rushed over to help him to an examining room. "How did you receive these injuries?" the doctor asked. "I was playing golf with my wife," Brandon replied. The doctor was incredulous. "How could you possibly have been injured this severely playing golf with your wife?" he asked. Brandon explained what happened. He and his wife both hit their tee shots on the first hole off line. "I hooked mine into the woods, left," Brandon said, "while my wife hit a huge slice that flew into a cow pasture on the right side of the hole." After Brandon found his ball and hit it back into the fairway, he explained, he went to help his wife locate her tee shot. "I was walking around amongst the cows," Brandon explained, "when I spotted something white on the backside of a heifer. I went over to it and lifted its tail, and sure enough, my wife's ball had lodged right in the heifer's posterior! "So I pointed at the heifer's backside and yelled over to my wife, 'Hey, honey, this looks like yours.' "
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Complete date: 2010-01-05 07:02:27 2010.01.05 On Swings!
A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning. He thinks that he just happily ignore it and tries to go back to sleep.
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Complete date: 2009-12-31 05:49:00 2009.12.31 Genjek: Jokes in a Song | International Conference and Festival on North Balinese Culture
One of many social art performances that are originated from Buleleng is Genjek. The word “genjek “is derived from the word “gonjak” means joke. It was
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Complete date: 2009-03-14 01:56:19 2009.03.14 Beauty is Nothing Without Brains
A blond girl wants to order some fries and a hamburger in the library.
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Complete date: 2009-02-15 00:43:03 2009.02.15 A Chinese Wedding Night - A Funny PG-13 Joke
http://jobs-101.com A funny story about a clueless young Chinese couple - both virgins - on their wedding night. PG-13
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Complete date: 2009-02-02 14:37:32 2009.02.02 hilarious jokes
Fortunately for you, F&J has one of the best collections of funny blonde jokes. Some are funnier than others, we admit, but for the most part blondes do a pretty good job ending up as the butt of a joke.
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Complete date: 2009-01-08 23:42:10 2009.01.08 2 YouTube Exclusiv - P.S.Y.C.H.O. PRODUCTIONS. Fresh and leaked!
P.S.Y.C.H.O. PRODUCTIONS is a small film foundry based in Silschede, a small town in Germany. The two masterminds behind this big name are a guy called Master W and somebody called Crippler Criss. They can look back at a gory and bloody history of 10 years in the film making business. Everybody thought they would be dead by now but in fact they are about to put out a brand new movie called "The Secret of the Magic Mushrooms"...We also do sitcoms and other hilarious bullshit... just subscribe, wait and see!
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Complete date: 2009-01-08 23:39:06 2009.01.08 YouTube Exclusiv - P.S.Y.C.H.O. PRODUCTIONS. Fresh and leaked!
P.S.Y.C.H.O. PRODUCTIONS is a small film foundry based in Silschede, a small town in Germany. The two masterminds behind this big name are a guy called Master W and somebody called Crippler Criss. They can look back at a gory and bloody history of 10 years in the film making business. Everybody thought they would be dead by now but in fact they are about to put out a brand new movie called "The Secret of the Magic Mushrooms"...We also do sitcoms and other hilarious bullshit... just subscribe, wait and see!
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Complete date: 2008-12-29 07:26:22 2008.12.29 24 Ways NOT To Impress A Girl
Everybody loves to impress, but make sure you dont do any of these things, you might get slapped.
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Complete date: 2008-12-15 16:43:40 2008.12.15 2 funny jokes pictures
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
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